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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:39
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
NBA Draft winners, losers — plus a separate category - Chicago Sun-Times
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Darwin Loved Worms. They May Have Just Proved Him Wrong About Evolution. - Yahoo
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Whole Foods is opening new stores in 2025: See locations - USA Today
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
"Gasping": Scientists Make Breakthrough Toward Full Cure for HIV - futurism.com
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Increase in Ariane 6 launch cadence could take several years - SpaceNews
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post
Then came..
No go.
No way
Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?